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Will Hessler
Stand-Up / Rated R / Family Friendly
"And I approve this message!"

Male
32 years old
Bethesda, MD & Arlington, VIRGINIA
United States



Last Login: 12/1/2008
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   Will Hessler's Comedian Bio
Websitewillhessler.com - coming soon

    Will Hessler's Interests
GeneralI am actively advocating the re-emergence of tight rolled pants. A hot and snazzy look from the 80's that was unfairly shunned by the fashion critics or was such a hot trend that it burned out. You know you loved it and you miss it, lets bring it back! TIME TO GET AWESOME!
Musicanything that helps me to rock down to Electric Avenue, or takes me to Funkytown.
MoviesCADDYSHACK, FLETCH, FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH, STRIPES, HAPPY GILMORE, BLAZING SADDLES, AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT, THE BIG LEBOWSKI, THE WHOOPEE BOYS, BILLY MADISON, STRANGE BREW, OLD SCHOOL, ANCHORMAN,
TelevisionArrested Development, The Office (US & UK versions), Daily Show, Colbert Report, The Simpsons, The West Wing anything somewhat interesting to pass the time...
BooksColoring and/or Pop-Up... Solely those of an advanced academic nature that can feed my insatiable intellect and ever growing thrist for the divine marrow of knowledge!
HeroesSPECIAL OLYMPIANS... THEY ARE THE REAL HEROES!

     Will Hessler's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Bethesda, MD
Zodiac Sign:Virgo
Occupation:Stand Up Comedian

   Will Hessler's Schools
Florida State University
Tallahassee,Florida
Graduated: 1998
Student status: Alumni
Degree: None
 

1994 to 1998
Walter Johnson High
Bethesda,Maryland
Graduated: 1994
Student status: Alumni
Degree: None
 

1990 to 1994

   Will Hessler's Networking
Television - Talent - Comedian

Radio - Talent - Other
I am a great listener!
Nightlife - Entertainment - Go-Go Dancer
In a word... AWESOME!


   Upcoming Gigs
Nov 20 2008 7:00P
Comedy Show! @ Drafthouse Grill Arlington VA
Dec 2 2008 8:00P
Top Shelf Comedy DC
Dec 4 2008 7:00P
Comedy Show! @ Drafthouse Grill Arlington VA
Dec 11 2008 7:00P
Comedy Show! @ Drafthouse Grill Arlington VA

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I made myself cringe...  (view more)

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   Will Hessler's Blurbs
About me:

I'm a stand-up comedian. Well an undocumented stand-up comedian, I entered this country illegally by sneaking out of my Mom's vagina as an infant. Trying to make my way in the comedy world before I have more wrinkles on my face than my scrotum, start crapping in a bag, referring to TV shows as "stories" and/or "programs", or the other wacky shit old people do.

I live in Washington, DC (not actually in the city, that would be too fucking nuts.... because they got the crime there).

I live in an apartment with two female roommates, Janet & Chrissy. We hang out at with my pal Larry down out at the Regal Beagle. Oh wait that's not my life that's Three's Company - the life I wish I could lead. Airwolf would be my second choice.

I'm a constantly evolving, misanthrope that hates the masses. But I like you!



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Who I'd like to meet:
You, goddamnit! You!

A bulimic albino amish nympho midget who is into guns, buffets, monstertrucks, and tandem bicycle riding.

Vegan zombies.


   Will Hessler's Friend Space (Top 20)
Will Hessler has 707 friends.
 Hampton 


 Bird Knight 


 Jermaine 


 Damone Miller 


 Evonne 


 Andy Kline 


 Jake Young 


 Eli 


 Mike 


 Miley Cyrus 


 Aparna 


 Jay Hastings 


 John 


 Lets fighting love! 


 Herbie Gill 


 Keith 


 Eric Moberg 


 Erin Jackson 


 Sean 


 Drafthouse Comedy Lounge 





Will Hessler's Friends Comments
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**Becca**





Dec 2 2008 2:01 AM

ok.... so we will have to set this up.... i will talk to her and let you know!!!
**Becca**





Nov 24 2008 3:36 AM

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**Becca**





Nov 22 2008 7:56 PM

we had fun at the drafthouse... and after, you shoulda joined us.. it was interresting!! lol
Evonne





Nov 9 2008 1:14 AM

Is that 2'nd comment from one of my "new friends" Rick Shaw????
MB





Nov 6 2008 6:24 PM

Hey! "douche bag" I don't think either of us won the contest :(
DawnColette





Oct 17 2008 2:53 AM

You had me at speed walking...
*look away*
Evonne





Oct 15 2008 12:31 AM

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Will Haza





Oct 9 2008 5:11 AM


BRUSH!
Bird Knight





Oct 9 2008 2:02 AM

<---guess whos coming to dinner.
Evonne





Oct 8 2008 9:38 PM

hated on...10/9/08
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Evonne





Oct 5 2008 10:34 AM

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BAMBI





Sep 25 2008 3:34 AM


Sexy Comments & Profile Graphics

Brett Cuc





Sep 22 2008 3:15 AM

Awww I missed OUR birthday! :) I hope you had a good one. I hadn't been on MySpace in quite awhile. I was in Doak for our bday...wishing we could get a win for it...but instead nothing but frustration.
Take care!
Dotti Biscotti





Sep 21 2008 12:07 AM

Happy birthday :)
Lisa Fine





Sep 20 2008 7:26 PM

Happy Birthday!
Knockouts DC-Men's Hair & Grooming





Sep 19 2008 11:59 PM

Happy birthday!

Knockouts DC-Men's Hair & Grooming
Coming Soon To Metro DC

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Lattie Odell





Sep 18 2008 8:20 PM

JUST DROPPING IN TO WISH A VERY SPECIAL FRIEND
A VERY SPECIAL "HAPPY UPCOMING BIRTHDAY!"
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!
~Lattie~
Mike





Sep 15 2008 8:10 PM

I think everybody within the DC Comedy community, fans and comedians alike, should refer to you as "Will the Thrill.
" Any chance you think it could catch on?
Evonne





Sep 14 2008 10:39 PM

Hey...he stole your green shirt! You're so sad...I'm the only one who leaves you comments.
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YES WE CAN





Sep 14 2008 8:05 PM

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Evonne





Sep 6 2008 4:49 PM

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Evonne





Aug 28 2008 11:19 PM

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Evonne





Aug 28 2008 10:56 PM

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REMIND YOU OF ANYONE YOU KNOW?
Evonne





Aug 28 2008 10:55 PM

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REMIND YOU OF ANYONE YOU KNOW?
Evonne





Aug 12 2008 11:49 PM

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Diva Kris-10





Jul 26 2008 5:29 AM

I miss your scent ;-)
austin





Jul 25 2008 11:54 PM

really will? never?
Jermaine





Jul 24 2008 4:01 PM

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